1 | RISING TIME
It was week 8 of quarantine. Millions of couples were home together.
35% of whom decided to spend their time together baking bread. Only 9% of couples said they were being more intimate.
So to remind couples to have sex at home, we published a bread cook book on Amazon,
with 69 pages of suggestive bread recipes and shockingly erotic bread photography.
Oh, and every recipe's rising time is a recipe for sex.